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There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care Funny Sarcastic Monkey Tank Top

There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care Funny Sarcastic Monkey Tank Top

Regular price $22.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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The “There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care” Tank Top pairs monkey, baseball cap, flames and distressed text in sarcastic, funny styling, creating a recognizable take on sarcastic monkey.

People with a sarcastic sense of humor, friends with a dry wit and teenagers can wear it for casual outings, social gatherings or casual weekends. As a humorous expression of apathy, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys sarcastic monkey.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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