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There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care Long Sleeve Tee

There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care Long Sleeve Tee

$26.99 USD
$26.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
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The “There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care” Long Sleeve Tee pairs monkey, baseball cap, flames and distressed text in sarcastic, funny styling, creating a recognizable take on sarcastic monkey.

People with a sarcastic sense of humor, friends with a dry wit and teenagers can wear it for casual outings, social gatherings or casual weekends. As a humorous expression of apathy, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys sarcastic monkey.

Product Details

• 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd² / 203 g/m²)
• Classic fit
• Sewn-in label
• Runs smaller than usual

Care

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry medium
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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