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Sure I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes Tank Top

Sure I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes Tank Top

$22.99 USD
$22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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The “Sure, I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes” Tank Top pairs woman in an apron, roasted turkey, cooking pot and soup bowl in retro styling, creating a recognizable take on sarcastic cooking.

Home cooks with a sense of humor, moms and wives can wear it for Thanksgiving, Christmas or family dinners. As a relatable and humorous nod to the effort of holiday cooking, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys sarcastic cooking.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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