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Sure I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes T-Shirt

$24.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Dark Heather Maroon Royal Forest Green Purple Cardinal Red

The “Sure, I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes” T-shirt pairs woman in an apron, roasted turkey, cooking pot and soup bowl in retro styling, creating a recognizable take on sarcastic cooking.

Home cooks with a sense of humor, moms and wives can wear it for Thanksgiving, Christmas or family dinners. As a relatable and humorous nod to the effort of holiday cooking, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys sarcastic cooking.

Product Details

• 100% US cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit for lasting comfort
• Ribbed collar & reinforced shoulder seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & Fit

Classic unisex fit. For a more relaxed look, consider sizing up.

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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