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Rule 1 Don't Fall Off the Boat Vintage Pirate T-Shirt

$24.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color White Ash Natural Light Blue Light Pink Sand

The “Rule 1 Don't Fall Off the Boat” T-shirt pairs pirate skull, tricorn hat, crossed swords and cutlass in vintage styling, creating a recognizable take on pirate.

Boating enthusiasts, sailors and fishermen can wear it for boating trips, fishing or pirate-themed parties. As a humorous and practical reminder, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys pirate.

Product Details

• 100% US cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit for lasting comfort
• Ribbed collar & reinforced shoulder seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & Fit

Classic unisex fit. For a more relaxed look, consider sizing up.

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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