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Rule 1 Don't Fall Off the Boat Vintage Pirate Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color White Ash Sand Light Blue Light Pink

The “Rule 1 Don't Fall Off the Boat” Hoodie pairs pirate skull, tricorn hat, crossed swords and cutlass in vintage styling, creating a recognizable take on pirate.

Boating enthusiasts, sailors and fishermen can wear it for boating trips, fishing or pirate-themed parties. As a humorous and practical reminder, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys pirate.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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