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It's Only Treason If You Lose Funny Patriotic Tank Top

It's Only Treason If You Lose Funny Patriotic Tank Top

$22.99 USD
$22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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The scene feels specific enough to make the joke stick.

This one fits history Buffs, veterans, libertarians and patriots who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

The "It's Only Treason If You Lose" Tank Top uses an engraving-style portrait of George Washington wearing modern aviator sunglasses, set against a distressed Betsy Ross American flag with 13 stars in a circle. The text has a worn, cracked texture. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. It leans into American pride without turning the design into a stiff slogan.

Wear it for 4th of July, memorial Day, political Rallies or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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