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It's Only Treason If You Lose Funny Patriotic Hoodie

It's Only Treason If You Lose Funny Patriotic Hoodie

$39.99 USD
$39.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
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The scene feels specific enough to make the joke stick.

This one fits history Buffs, veterans, libertarians and patriots who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

The "It's Only Treason If You Lose" Hoodie uses an engraving-style portrait of George Washington wearing modern aviator sunglasses, set against a distressed Betsy Ross American flag with 13 stars in a circle. The text has a worn, cracked texture. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. It leans into American pride without turning the design into a stiff slogan.

Wear it for 4th of July, memorial Day, political Rallies or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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