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I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

For those moments when explaining things feels like a task for another lifetime, this design says it all with a touch of playful sarcasm. Featuring the witty phrase "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you," rendered in a vibrant, hand-drawn style that mimics colorful crayon scribbles.

Surrounded by whimsical doodles like stars, hearts, and smiley faces, this design perfectly captures a mood of cheerful exasperation. It's an ideal choice for teachers, parents, IT professionals, engineers, or anyone who's ever felt the need for a simpler way to say "I can't even."

This makes a hilarious gift for a coworker, friend, or family member with a sharp sense of humor. Let the design do the talking when you've run out of words... and crayons.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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