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I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Black Mug

I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Black Mug

$23.99 USD
$23.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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For those moments when explaining things feels like a task for another lifetime, this design says it all with a touch of playful sarcasm. Featuring the witty phrase "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you," rendered in a vibrant, hand-drawn style that mimics colorful crayon scribbles.

Surrounded by whimsical doodles like stars, hearts, and smiley faces, this design perfectly captures a mood of cheerful exasperation. It's an ideal choice for teachers, parents, IT professionals, engineers, or anyone who's ever felt the need for a simpler way to say "I can't even."

This makes a hilarious gift for a coworker, friend, or family member with a sharp sense of humor. Let the design do the talking when you've run out of words... and crayons.

This design is printed on a black ceramic mug, making it a practical everyday mug for coffee, tea, desk setups, or gifting.

Available color: Black.

Product Details

• 100% black ceramic with glossy finish
• Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) & 15 oz (0.44 L)
• Comfortable C-shaped handle
• Lead & BPA-free
• Microwave & dishwasher safe

Care Instructions

• Dishwasher safe
• Hand wash with warm water & dish soap if preferred
• Microwave safe

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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