• I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Quote Tank Top - Black
  • I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Quote Tank Top - Navy
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I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Tank Top

I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Tank Top

$22.99 USD
$22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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This design perfectly captures that moment of utter exasperation with a touch of playful sarcasm. Featuring the witty phrase, "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you," it's a humorous way to express that some things are just beyond explanation.

The artwork is brought to life with a lineup of five cheerful, animated crayons in vibrant colors, standing below the bold, multi-colored word "CRAYONS." It's a fun, eye-catching design that's sure to get a laugh.

This is an ideal gift for teachers, parents, educators, artists, or anyone who appreciates a good dose of humor in their daily life. It's perfect for Teacher Appreciation Day, back-to-school, or simply as a funny present for a friend or coworker who understands the feeling all too well.

This design is printed on a 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank, with product details tailored specifically for the Tank Top.

Available colors: Black, Navy. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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