• I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Quote Sweatshirt - Black
  • I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Quote Sweatshirt - Navy
  • I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Quote Sweatshirt - Forest Green
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I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Sweatshirt

I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Sweatshirt

$34.99 USD
$34.99 USD
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This design perfectly captures that moment of utter exasperation with a touch of playful sarcasm. Featuring the witty phrase, "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you," it's a humorous way to express that some things are just beyond explanation.

The artwork is brought to life with a lineup of five cheerful, animated crayons in vibrant colors, standing below the bold, multi-colored word "CRAYONS." It's a fun, eye-catching design that's sure to get a laugh.

This is an ideal gift for teachers, parents, educators, artists, or anyone who appreciates a good dose of humor in their daily life. It's perfect for Teacher Appreciation Day, back-to-school, or simply as a funny present for a friend or coworker who understands the feeling all too well.

This design is printed on a crewneck sweatshirt, pairing the artwork with a soft sweatshirt style for everyday casual outfits.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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