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You Ain't Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants Funny Duckling T-Shirt

You Ain't Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants Funny Duckling T-Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
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The “You Ain't Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants” T-shirt pairs cartoon duckling, sunglasses, wet diaper and thumbs up in cartoon styling, creating a recognizable take on funny duckling.

Parents, people with a silly sense of humor and new parents can wear it for baby shower, casual outings or birdwatching walks. As a hilarious gag choice, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys funny duckling.

Product Details


• 100% US cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit for lasting comfort
• Ribbed collar & reinforced shoulder seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & Fit

Classic unisex fit. For a more relaxed look, consider sizing up.
T-Shirt Size Chart

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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