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You Ain't Cool Pee Your Pants Baby Humor Sweatshirt

$34.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

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The “You Ain't Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants” Sweatshirt pairs bold text, sunglasses, baby socks and diaper in funny styling, creating a recognizable take on baby humor.

New parents, parents of toddlers and baby shower gift givers can wear it for baby shower, everyday outings or family gatherings. As a humorous and relatable take on the realities of having a baby or toddler, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys baby humor.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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