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Woodworker Brain Funny Woodworking Sweatshirt

Woodworker Brain Funny Woodworking Sweatshirt

Regular price $34.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $34.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
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Some jokes are better when the graphic says them first.

The "Woodworker Brain" Sweatshirt uses a central illustration of a human brain surrounded by common woodworking thoughts and tools. Includes phrases like 'I need more clamps', 'Measured twice, still cut it wrong!', and 'Where did I put my tape measure?'. The artwork features a handsaw, tape measure, clamps, warped wood, and lumber, all in a white, distressed line-art style. The funny look gives the graphic a clear point of view without overworking the joke. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. The wording stays simple, so the design can do the selling without a heavy marketing pitch.

Wear it for workshop Wear, dIY Projects, father's Day or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

This one fits woodworkers, carpenters, dIY Enthusiasts and hobbyists who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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