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Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again Funny Sarcastic Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Start your day with a dose of humor and unapologetic confidence! This design is for anyone who wakes up feeling fabulous and isn't afraid to show it. The bold, distressed typography gives it a cool, vintage vibe that's effortlessly stylish.

It's a perfect way to express your personality and bring a smile to everyone's face. A great conversation starter, this design is ideal for casual outings, lounging at home, or anytime you want to celebrate your awesome self.

This makes a hilarious and empowering gift for a friend, partner, or family member with a great sense of humor. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because they deserve to be reminded of how amazing they are.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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