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Third Monkey on Noah's Ark Fighting Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Unleash your inner fighter with this bold and witty design. Featuring a cool, comic-book style chimpanzee in a fedora, smoking a cigar with a pair of aces, this artwork is for those who face challenges head-on.

The design carries the hilarious and motivational quote: "If you're going to fight, fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark, and brother, it's starting to rain." It's a powerful metaphor for fighting with everything you've got when the stakes are highest.

This piece is perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor, a resilient spirit, and an appreciation for unique, statement-making art. It makes a fantastic gift for friends and family who embody that never-give-up attitude, or for anyone who loves a good, dark-humored joke. Let this design be a symbol of your determination and grit.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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