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That's It You're Going In The Soup Raccoon Witch T-Shirt

That's It You're Going In The Soup Raccoon Witch T-Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Embrace your inner chaos goblin with this hilarious design featuring a mischievous raccoon channeling its inner witch.

With a tattered witch hat, a bubbling cauldron of mysterious green goo, and a look of pure determination, this little critter is ready to solve all its problems by adding them to the soup. The bold declaration, "THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GOING IN THE SOUP," adds a layer of dark humor that's instantly relatable and funny.

Surrounded by glowing mushrooms and spooky forest elements, this design is perfect for lovers of all things witchy, whimsical, and wonderfully weird. It's an ideal choice for the Halloween season or for anyone who appreciates a good raccoon meme and a touch of magical mischief. Makes a fantastic gift for that friend who's just a little bit feral and has a wicked sense of humor.

This design is printed on a crew neck t-shirt, creating an easy everyday shirt for casual outfits, events, and thoughtful gifts.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Dark Heather. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details


• 100% US cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit for lasting comfort
• Ribbed collar & reinforced shoulder seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & Fit

Classic unisex fit. For a more relaxed look, consider sizing up.
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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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