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Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Funny Martial Arts Tank Top

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Funny Martial Arts Tank Top

$22.99 USD
$22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: White
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The throwback style gives the joke an easy, worn-in charm.

The "Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" Tank Top uses a silhouette of a martial artist performing a high kick against a retro striped sunset with a full moon. The scene includes a bonsai tree, mountains, and flying birds, all within a circular frame and featuring a distressed texture. The retro look gives the graphic a clear point of view without overworking the joke. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. The vintage and distressed details give it a classic, lived-in feel without sounding overproduced.

Wear it for casual Wear, dojo Practice, movie Nights or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

This one fits martial Arts Enthusiasts, kung Fu Practitioners, fans of 70s Music and people with a Sarcastic Humor who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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