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Someone Cares Not Me Sarcastic Retro Comic Design Hoodie

Someone Cares Not Me Sarcastic Retro Comic Design Hoodie

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Embrace your inner cynic with this hilariously sarcastic design. Featuring a classic retro comic book art style, it depicts a woman offering "comfort" to her crying friend, all under the brutally honest caption: "I want you to know that someone cares. Not me, but someone."

This design is perfect for anyone with a sharp, dry sense of humor who appreciates a good dose of irony. It's a nod to vintage pop art aesthetics combined with modern-day dark humor, making it a unique statement piece.

Looking for a funny gift that perfectly captures your unique brand of friendship? This is an ideal present for a best friend, sibling, or coworker who understands that sometimes, the best support is a shared laugh at the absurdity of it all. It's for those who aren't afraid to be a little unsupportive in the most loving way possible.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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