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Rule 1 Don't Fall Off the Boat Funny Pirate Sweatshirt

$34.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

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The “Rule 1 Don't Fall Off the Boat” Sweatshirt pairs pirate skull, eyepatch, pirate hat and crossed cutlasses in cartoon styling, creating a recognizable take on pirate.

Boaters, sailors and pirate enthusiasts can wear it for boating trips, vacations or casual outings. As a funny and practical reminder, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys pirate.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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