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My Wife Made Me Fat So Nobody Else Would Want Me Long Sleeve Tee

$26.99 USD

Sale

Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Dark Heather Red Forest Green Royal

The “My Wife Made Me Fat So Nobody Else Would Want Me” Long Sleeve Tee pairs text, chef's hat, fork and spoon in humorous styling, creating a recognizable take on funny husband quote.

Husbands, married men and food lovers can wear it for anniversary, birthday or Valentine's Day. As a funny and relatable choice, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys funny husband quote.

Product Details

• 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd² / 203 g/m²)
• Classic fit
• Sewn-in label
• Runs smaller than usual

Care

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry medium
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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