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My Give A Damn Is Broken Tropical Beach Design Hoodie

My Give A Damn Is Broken Tropical Beach Design Hoodie

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Embrace the ultimate carefree attitude with this vintage-inspired design. Featuring a serene tropical beach at sunset, complete with palm trees, a hammock, and a comfy beach chair, it's the perfect visual escape. The bold, sarcastic text "My Give A Damn is Broken" and "Life's Too Short To Pretend" sends a clear message of relaxation and humor.

This design is for anyone who's officially on island time, whether they're on vacation or just dreaming of one. It's for the overworked, the retired, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor who's done with pretending to care about the little things. The wooden signs pointing to "Not Here," "Not Now," "Not Worried," and "Not My Problem" perfectly capture the mood.

A fantastic gift for a friend, coworker, or family member who needs a laugh and a reminder to chill out. It's ideal for beach trips, summer parties, or simply as a statement piece for those who live life on their own terms.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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