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My Give a Damn Is Broken Not Here Not Now Not Worried Not My White Mug

My Give a Damn Is Broken Not Here Not Now Not Worried Not My White Mug

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: White
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The “My Give a Damn Is Broken Not Here Not Now Not Worried Not My Problem Life's Too Short to Pretend” White Mug pairs beach, palm tree, hammock and signpost in vintage styling, creating a recognizable take on sarcastic beach vacation.

People who are stressed or overworked, sarcastic individuals and beach lovers can use it for vacation, retirement or casual outings. As a humorous and relatable message, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys sarcastic beach vacation.

Product Details

• Durable white ceramic with glossy finish
• Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) & 15 oz (0.44 L)
• Comfortable C-shaped handle
• Lead & BPA-free
• Microwave & dishwasher safe

Care

• Dishwasher safe
• Hand wash with warm water and dish soap if preferred
• Microwave safe

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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