• Let's Roll Math Rocks And Do War Crimes Goblin Dice Tank Top - Black
  • Let's Roll Math Rocks And Do War Crimes Goblin Dice Tank Top - Navy
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Let's Roll Math Rocks And Do War Crimes Goblin Dice Tank Top

Let's Roll Math Rocks And Do War Crimes Goblin Dice Tank Top

$22.99 USD
$22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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Embrace the chaos of your next tabletop adventure with this hilarious and edgy design. Featuring a mischievous goblin wizard gleefully riding a frantic duck into battle, this artwork captures the spirit of a truly chaotic neutral campaign. The goblin is triumphantly holding a d20, celebrating the "math rocks" that decide the fate of the game.

The vintage, distressed style gives it a classic feel, perfect for long-time players and newcomers alike. The phrase "Let's Roll Math Rocks And Do War Crimes" is a popular inside joke within the TTRPG community, making this a perfect nod to the wild and unpredictable nature of role-playing games.

This design is an excellent gift for your Dungeon Master, your favorite chaotic party member, or any fan of Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder, and other fantasy RPGs. It's a great way to show off your nerdy side and love for gaming at your next session, convention, or just hanging out with friends.

This design is printed on a 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank, with product details tailored specifically for the Tank Top.

Available colors: Black, Navy. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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