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It's Only Treason If You Lose Funny Patriotic History T-Shirt

$24.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Dark Heather

The scene feels specific enough to make the joke stick.

This one fits history Buffs, patriots, veterans and libertarians who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

The "It's only treason if you lose" T-shirt uses a black and white engraved-style portrait of George Washington wearing modern sunglasses, set against a distressed American flag. The design includes the text '' in a bold, distressed block font. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. It leans into American pride without turning the design into a stiff slogan.

Wear it for fourth of July, memorial Day, political Rallies or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

Product Details

• 100% US cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit for lasting comfort
• Ribbed collar & reinforced shoulder seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & Fit

Classic unisex fit. For a more relaxed look, consider sizing up.

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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