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If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon Black Mug

If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon Black Mug

$23.99 USD
$23.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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The “If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitin' List” Black Mug pairs distressed text, halftone pattern and splatter effects in sarcastic styling, creating a recognizable take on raccoon.

People with a dark sense of humor, raccoon lovers and fans of sarcastic humor can use it for casual outings, everyday use or casual weekends. As a funny and edgy choice, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys raccoon.

Product Details

• 100% black ceramic with glossy finish
• Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) & 15 oz (0.44 L)
• Comfortable C-shaped handle
• Lead & BPA-free
• Microwave & dishwasher safe

Care Instructions

• Dishwasher safe
• Hand wash with warm water & dish soap if preferred
• Microwave safe

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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