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If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon Long Sleeve Tee

If I Ever Get Rabies Raccoon Long Sleeve Tee

$26.99 USD
$26.99 USD
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The “If I Ever Get Rabies You're High on My Bitin' List” Long Sleeve Tee pairs toothy grin, circular text and woodcut style illustration in a clear graphic style, creating a recognizable take on raccoon.

Fans of sarcastic humor, raccoon lovers and animal enthusiasts can wear it for casual outings, birthday or casual weekends. As a humorous and edgy choice, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys raccoon.

Product Details

• 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd² / 203 g/m²)
• Classic fit
• Sewn-in label
• Runs smaller than usual

Care

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry medium
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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