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I WANNA COUNT the Wrinkles ON YOUR STINK STAR Tank Top

I WANNA COUNT the Wrinkles ON YOUR STINK STAR Tank Top

$22.99 USD
$22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: White
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The throwback style gives the joke an easy, worn-in charm.

This one fits fans of Sarcastic and Crude Humor, people with an edgy sense of humor, friends who appreciate gag gifts and fans of weird vintage cartoons who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

The "I WANNA COUNT The Wrinkles ON YOUR STINK STAR" Tank Top uses a vintage-style cartoon star character with a face, arms, and legs. The star is wearing red boots and holding a large magnifying glass over one eye, which appears magnified. The design has a distressed, weathered texture and is framed by a red and blue border. The text is in multiple fonts and colors. The retro look gives the graphic a clear point of view without overworking the joke. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. The vintage and distressed details give it a classic, lived-in feel without sounding overproduced.

Wear it for gag gift exchange, casual hangouts with friends, parties or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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