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I WANNA COUNT THE Wrinkles ON YOUR STINK STAR Sweatshirt

$34.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

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The punchline lands fast when the character looks this committed.

This one fits fans of crude humor, fans of retro cartoons, people with a sarcastic sense of humor and meme lovers who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

The "I WANNA COUNT THE WRINKLES ON YOUR STINK STAR" Sweatshirt uses a walking, talking cartoon star character with a face, white gloves, and red shoes. The star is holding a magnifying glass over one eye and smiling. The background features a distressed rainbow arch and smaller starbursts. The entire design has a vintage, weathered texture. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. The vintage and distressed details give it a classic, lived-in feel without sounding overproduced.

Wear it for casual wear, parties, gag gift exchange or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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