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I WANNA COUNT THE Wrinkles ON YOUR STINK STAR Funny Sarcastic Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Royal Charcoal Dark Heather Forest Green Maroon Purple Military Green

The throwback style gives the joke an easy, worn-in charm.

This one fits fans of Adult Humor, people with a sarcastic sense of humor, fans of 70s retro style and bachelorette party groups who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

The "I WANNA COUNT THE WRINKLES ON YOUR STINK STAR" Hoodie uses the design features the text in a wavy, rounded, psychedelic font. The color palette includes orange, mustard yellow, light green, and teal. The typography is embellished with daisies, multi-pointed stars, dots, and swirls, all in a 1970s style. The retro, 70s, Groovy, Humorous look gives the graphic a clear point of view without overworking the joke. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. The vintage and distressed details give it a classic, lived-in feel without sounding overproduced.

Wear it for gag Gift, bachelorette Party, casual Wear or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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