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I'm Not Responsible for What My Face Does When You Talk Funny Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

The throwback style gives the joke an easy, worn-in charm.

Wear it for casual Wear, workplace Humor, coffee Breaks or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

The "I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk" Hoodie uses a grumpy raccoon with a prominent black mask, holding a coffee mug that says "COFFEE. BECAUSE PEOPLE.". The background features retro-style horizontal stripes in teal, yellow, and orange, adorned with stars. The entire design has a distressed, weathered texture. The retro look gives the graphic a clear point of view without overworking the joke. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. The vintage and distressed details give it a classic, lived-in feel without sounding overproduced.

This one fits coffee Lovers, sarcastic People, introverts and raccoon Lovers who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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