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I'm A Simple Old Man Grumpy Ape Funny Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Embrace your inner curmudgeon with this bold and humorous design. Featuring a detailed illustration of a grumpy ape, styled as a classic old-timer with a newsboy cap, leather jacket, a cigar, and a glass of whiskey. The distressed, vintage-style circular emblem proudly proclaims, "I'M A SIMPLE OLD MAN I AM GRUMPY AND I LIKE BOOBS".

This design is perfect for the man who is unapologetically himself, with a great sense of humor and a taste for the simpler things in life. It's for the dads, grandpas, and husbands who wear their grumpiness as a badge of honor.

A fantastic and funny gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or just to get a laugh. If you're looking for something for the biker, the whiskey connoisseur, or the guy who tells it like it is, this design hits the mark.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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