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I Identify as a Christmas Tree Lit on the Outside Dead Tank Top

I Identify as a Christmas Tree Lit on the Outside Dead Tank Top

Regular price $22.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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The “I Identify as a Christmas Tree Lit on the Outside Dead on the Inside and I Like Balls” Tank Top pairs Christmas tree, ornaments, Christmas lights and candy canes in retro styling, creating a recognizable take on funny Christmas.

Adults with a dark sense of humor, sarcastic people and Christmas lovers can wear it for Christmas, holiday parties or ugly Christmas sweater contests. As a humorous choice, it also makes a lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys funny Christmas.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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