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I Have No Cruise Control Funny Vacation Design Tank Top

I Have No Cruise Control Funny Vacation Design Tank Top

Regular price $22.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $22.99 USD
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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+
Color: Black
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This design is for the unapologetic cruise addict! Featuring the hilarious phrase, "I HAVE NO CRUISE CONTROL, IT'S LIKE THEY JUST BOOK THEMSELVES," this artwork perfectly captures the irresistible urge to go on another sea adventure. The design is packed with vibrant, fun-loving vacation icons, including a majestic cruise ship, tropical palm trees, a warm sun, cool sunglasses, a camera for capturing memories, and a refreshing coconut drink. It's a colorful celebration of all things cruise life.

This is the perfect design for anyone who lives for their next voyage. It's an ideal conversation starter on board, at a bon voyage party, or while dreaming of your next destination. A fantastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or just to surprise a friend or family member who is always planning their next cruise. Let the world know you're always ready to set sail!

This design is printed on a 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank, with product details tailored specifically for the Tank Top.

Available colors: Black, Navy. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Product Details

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
• Retail unisex fit
• Side seams for added durability
• Tear-away label for extra comfort

Care

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron on medium heat
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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