• I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Design Sweatshirt - Black
  • I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Design Sweatshirt - Navy
  • I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Design Sweatshirt - Forest Green
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I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Design Sweatshirt

I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Funny Sarcastic Design Sweatshirt

$34.99 USD
$34.99 USD
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Are you fluent in sarcasm and humor? This design is for you! Featuring a charmingly cute box of smiling crayons, this artwork perfectly captures that feeling of being too overwhelmed to explain the obvious. The playful, colorful text reads, "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you," making it a hilarious statement piece.

This design is ideal for teachers, parents, artists, office workers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a bit of witty banter. It’s a lighthearted way to express that you've reached your limit in the most adorable way possible.

A fantastic and funny gift for Teacher Appreciation Day, back-to-school, a coworker's birthday, or just to treat yourself. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a relatable sentiment for anyone who has ever had to deal with... well, you know. You just don't have the crayons to explain it.

This design is printed on a crewneck sweatshirt, pairing the artwork with a soft sweatshirt style for everyday casual outfits.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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