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I Eat Pickles For The Shape Not The Flavor Funny Comic Art Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with this outrageously fun and vibrant design! Featuring the bold statement, "I Eat Pickles For The Shape Not The Flavor," this artwork is a must-have for anyone with a quirky sense of humor and a love for all things pickled.

The design pops with a dynamic, comic book-inspired art style, complete with bright neon greens, purples, and yellows, halftone dot patterns, and energetic action lines. A hand proudly presents a large, bumpy pickle, making the humorous message impossible to ignore.

This is the perfect gift for the pickle connoisseur in your life, a friend who appreciates a good gag, or anyone who loves to express their unique personality. Whether it's for a birthday, a white elephant exchange, or just because, this design is guaranteed to bring a smile and a laugh.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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