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I DON'T KNOW THE PRICE OF Anything Sweatshirt

$34.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Dark Heather Maroon Forest Green Royal Purple

The throwback style gives the joke an easy, worn-in charm.

Wear it for casual outings, shopping trips, music festivals or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

The "I DON'T KNOW THE PRICE OF Anything" Sweatshirt uses the design features the quote '' in a wavy, bubbly, 70s-inspired font. The color scheme includes muted orange, yellow, teal, and beige. The text is accented with small starburst sparkles and two sets of horizontal wavy lines. The retro look gives the graphic a clear point of view without overworking the joke. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. The vintage and distressed details give it a classic, lived-in feel without sounding overproduced.

This one fits retro Style Enthusiasts, people with a sense of humor, young adults and vintage fashion lovers who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

Size & Fit

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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