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I Can Fix Stupid But It's Gonna Hurt Skull and Saws Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Embrace your inner fixer with a healthy dose of dark humor. This design is for the person who's seen it all and knows that some problems require a more... direct approach. Featuring a rugged, bearded skull in a beanie, flanked by crossed, blood-splattered saws and a heavy mallet, this artwork makes a bold statement.

The vintage, distressed aesthetic and the powerful slogan, "I CAN FIX STUPID BUT IT'S GONNA HURT," perfectly capture a no-nonsense attitude with a sarcastic twist. It's an ideal design for handymen, carpenters, woodworkers, mechanics, engineers, or anyone in a trade who appreciates straight talk and a good laugh.

This makes a fantastic gift for Father's Day, a birthday, or just because for the dad, husband, or friend who has a well-equipped workshop and an even better-equipped sense of humor. It's a badge of honor for the capable and the comically cynical.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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