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Guns Don't Kill People Dads With Pretty Daughters Do Funny Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

For the dad who's not afraid to lay down the law when it comes to his daughter, this design says it all with a wink and a nod. Featuring the bold statement "Guns Don't Kill People, Dads With Pretty Daughters Do," this artwork is a humorous take on the classic protective father trope.

The design showcases two classic pistols in a striking, mirrored layout, separated by the witty punchline. The distressed, bold lettering adds a rugged, vintage feel, perfect for a dad with a strong sense of humor and an even stronger sense of protection.

This is an ideal gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or just to show appreciation for the loving, albeit slightly intimidating, dad in your life. It's a conversation starter that's sure to get a laugh from anyone who understands the unwritten rules of dating a daughter.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

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Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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