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Guns Don't Kill People Dads With Pretty Daughters Do Funny Dad Joke Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

This design offers a humorous and bold take on the classic "guns don't kill people" saying, twisting it into a statement every protective dad can relate to. Featuring distressed, blocky text that reads "Guns Don't Kill People, Dads With Pretty Daughters Do," the phrase is split by a prominent graphic of a rifle, emphasizing the protective theme.

Perfect for the dad with a strong sense of humor and an even stronger sense of duty to his daughter. It's an ideal gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion to celebrate the proud, gun-owning father in your life. This design is sure to get a laugh and a nod of agreement from fellow dads.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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