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Gorilla Smoking Cigar Drinking Whiskey - This Is No Time To Be Sober Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Embrace your wild side with this bold and humorous design. Featuring a cool, confident gorilla in a classic fedora, leisurely enjoying a cigar and a glass of fine whiskey, this artwork is a statement piece for those who live life to the fullest.

The detailed, vintage-style illustration captures a rebellious and carefree spirit, making it an instant conversation starter. The motto, "This Is No Time To Be Sober," adds a layer of playful defiance perfect for any social setting.

This design is an excellent choice for whiskey connoisseurs, cigar aficionados, or anyone with a great sense of humor. It's perfect for wearing to parties, bars, bachelor parties, or casual get-togethers with friends.

Looking for a unique gift? This is a fantastic present for a friend, brother, dad, or partner who appreciates a good laugh and a good drink. It's a memorable gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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