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Get in Loser We're Crossing the Delaware Funny American History Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

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The scene feels specific enough to make the joke stick.

This one fits history Buffs, patriotic Americans, history Teachers and veterans who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

The "Get In Loser We're Crossing The Delaware" Hoodie uses an illustration parodying the 'Washington Crossing the Delaware' painting. George Washington stands in a boat on an icy river, pointing forward. Other revolutionary soldiers are rowing. The background features a snowy village, a starry night sky, and celebratory fireworks in red, white, and blue. The artwork has a distressed, vintage, woodcut texture. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. It leans into American pride without turning the design into a stiff slogan.

Wear it for 4th of July, memorial Day, presidents' Day or casual weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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