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Funny Yellowstone Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows Vintage Design Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Embrace your love for the great outdoors and wildlife with a touch of humor. This vintage-inspired design captures the majestic beauty of Yellowstone National Park, featuring a classic American bison against a backdrop of mountains and a setting sun. The playful warning, "DO NOT PET THE FLUFFY COWS," adds a witty twist that fellow park-goers and nature enthusiasts will appreciate.

This design is perfect for anyone who has visited Yellowstone, dreams of going, or simply loves the iconic bison. It's an excellent conversation starter and a fun way to remember the important rule of respecting wildlife.

A fantastic gift for hikers, campers, travelers, and national park lovers. Whether it's for a birthday, holiday, or a souvenir from an unforgettable trip, this design is sure to bring a smile to their face.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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