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Funny Sarcastic Mind Over Matter Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Embrace your confident and unapologetic side with this bold and witty design. Featuring the clever play on words, "If you don't like me, remember that it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter," this piece is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.

The design uses a mix of distressed, high-impact fonts in vibrant yellow and off-white, creating a visually striking statement. It's perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor, a love for sarcasm, and an unshakable sense of self.

This makes a fantastic gift for that friend who always has the perfect comeback, or a great personal statement piece for yourself. Wear your attitude with pride and let everyone know you're not bothered by negativity.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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