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Funny Party Sloth Drinking Beer This Is No Time To Be Sober Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Forest Green

Embrace your inner party animal with this hilarious design featuring a laid-back sloth who knows how to have a good time. Decked out in a festive party hat and cool, colorful sunglasses, this sloth is chilling on a branch, beer mug in hand, ready to celebrate.

The bold and funny quote, "This is no time to be sober," makes it clear that this sloth is the life of the party. It's a perfect expression for those moments when it's time to let loose and enjoy the good times.

This design is an ideal gift for friends, family, or anyone with a great sense of humor who loves sloths and isn't afraid to party. It's perfect for birthdays, holiday celebrations, weekend get-togethers, or just as a fun surprise to brighten someone's day.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Forest Green. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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