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Funny Goose Gardener You're Going In The Compost T-Shirt

$24.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color White Light Blue Light Pink

Embrace your inner gardener with a side of dark humor with this hilarious design. Featuring a stern-looking goose in a work apron, holding a pitchfork next to a compost bin, this design sends a clear message: "That's it. You're going in the compost."

This retro, distressed-style artwork is perfect for anyone passionate about gardening, homesteading, sustainability, or just enjoys a good, slightly unhinged animal meme. It's a fantastic conversation starter at the farmer's market, in the garden, or just out and about.

A perfect gift for the green-thumbed friend, family member, or anyone who appreciates the funny side of the untitled goose phenomenon. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or as a 'just because' present for your favorite compost enthusiast.

This design is printed on a crew neck t-shirt, creating an easy everyday shirt for casual outfits, events, and thoughtful gifts.

Available colors: White, Light Blue, Light Pink. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 100% US cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit for lasting comfort
• Ribbed collar & reinforced shoulder seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & Fit

Classic unisex fit. For a more relaxed look, consider sizing up.

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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