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Funny Dapper Pickle 'I Eat Pickles For The Shape' T-Shirt

$24.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color Black Navy Dark Heather

Show off your love for pickles and your sharp sense of humor with this unique design. It features a dapper, anthropomorphic pickle character, looking suave in a fedora, sunglasses, a vest, and a bow tie, while leaning on a classic walking cane.

The witty phrase, "I EAT PICKLES FOR THE SHAPE NOT THE FLAVOR," is displayed below in a charming, stylized font, making it a great conversation starter. The watercolor art style adds a touch of artistic flair to this funny illustration.

This design is perfect for foodies, pickle enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. It's an excellent gift for friends, family, or that one person who can't get enough of pickles. Wear it to food festivals, casual get-togethers, or any day you want to add a bit of fun to your outfit.

This design is printed on a crew neck t-shirt, creating an easy everyday shirt for casual outfits, events, and thoughtful gifts.

Available colors: Black, Navy, Dark Heather. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 100% US cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit for lasting comfort
• Ribbed collar & reinforced shoulder seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & Fit

Classic unisex fit. For a more relaxed look, consider sizing up.

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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