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Frog Wizard on Duck Let's Roll Math Rocks And Do War Crimes Hoodie

$39.99 USD

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Taxes included. $5.99 U.S. shipping · Free on $69+

Color White Light Blue Light Pink

Embrace the chaotic energy of your next tabletop adventure with this vintage-inspired design. Featuring a wise frog wizard, complete with a celestial hat, riding majestically upon a duck steed, this artwork is a nod to the wild and unpredictable nature of role-playing games.

The frog proudly presents a 20-sided die, or 'math rock', ready for a critical roll. The humorous and edgy text, "Let's Roll Math Rocks And Do War Crimes," captures the dark humor and in-game moral ambiguity that TTRPG players know and love.

This design is perfect for any Dungeons & Dragons player, Dungeon Master, or fan of tabletop RPGs. It makes an excellent gift for your gaming group, celebrating the memorable, often questionable, decisions made around the gaming table. Wear it to your next session, a gaming convention, or any time you want to show off your love for fantasy and a bit of mayhem.

This design is printed on a pullover hoodie, giving the artwork a cozy hoodie format for casual wear, layering, and gift-ready comfort.

Available colors: White, Light Blue, Light Pink. Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood
• Kangaroo pocket & matching drawcord
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm
• Tumble dry medium
• Bleach as needed
• Do not iron or dry clean

Size & FIt

Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

Standard shipping: $5.99
Free shipping on orders $69+
Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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