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DON'T ACT LIKE a SHIT But Mostly DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT Sweatshirt

DON'T ACT LIKE a SHIT But Mostly DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT Sweatshirt

$34.99 USD
$34.99 USD
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Family humor works best when it is a little too recognizable.

The "MOMS SHIT LIST. DON'T BREAK SHIT. DON'T FIGHT OVER SHIT. CLEAN UP ALL YOUR SHIT. DON'T ACT LIKE A SHIT. but mostly... DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT." Sweatshirt uses a typography-based design styled to look like white chalk on a blackboard. It features the title 'MOMS SHIT LIST' in a banner, followed by a checklist of four rules. The final, most prominent rule is 'DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT.' The design includes decorative elements like checkmarks, arrows, and hearts. The layout keeps the message easy to read while the character, lettering, and visual details make the idea feel specific. The wording stays simple, so the design can do the selling without a heavy marketing pitch.

Wear it for mother's Day, casual Wear, family Gatherings or Father's Day weekends. It works best in settings where the joke, hobby, or message already feels familiar.

This one fits moms, mothers with a sense of humor, wives and grandmothers who like designs with a clear point of view and an easy laugh.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with crew neck
• Seamless tubular knit construction
• Ribbed collar for lasting shape retention

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Do not dry clean

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Shipping And Delivery

We currently ship within the U.S. only. All orders are produced and shipped from the U.S.

  • Standard shipping: $5.99
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Estimated delivery: 7–11 business days
  • Tracking provided by email

Most orders ship via USPS; heavier packages may ship via UPS. You will receive an order confirmation email after purchase and a shipping confirmation email once your order is on the way.

Return & Refund

Returns & Product Issues

Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection or change of mind.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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